You know how everyone has a 30 Rock spec? Well this is mine: http://www.scribd.com/doc/54988511/30-Rock-Body-Holes

You know how nobody has a Frankenhole spec? Well I’ve got two! Here’s one of them: http://www.scribd.com/doc/54990625/Mary-Shelley-s-Frankenhole-Spec-Gip-and-Nancy

Here’s an insanely popular and despicably sexist article on Jennifer Love Hewitt I wrote. I kind of regret writing this, it’s sort of a crummy thing to do to an actress or any woman. But here it is, the most popular thing I’ve done to date and the first bit of comedy I was ever paid for. http://www.cracked.com/funny-363-jennifer-love-hewitt/ (The text accompanying point #7 that begins, “Oh, come on! You put..”, was added by a Cracked editor. I think it kind of spoils any subtlety that may have existed in this overwrought boob joke.)

Here is a much better, but far less popular thing I wrote. http://www.cracked.com/funny-103-salem-witch-trials/

Also I tweet http://twitter.com/apreacher