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• When people think of heavy drug use they think of the 1960s and 70s, yet it was the 2000s that saw Tony Danza get his own talk show.
• You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose. Next time try picking some less uptight friends.
• What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up like a raisin in the sun? Not sure if these are deferred dreams or if I have a rat problem.
• Marcy and Peppermint Patty star in “2 Girls 1 Chuck” #RejectedPeanutsSpecials
• My aunt took the secret of her famous 5 alarm chili with her to the grave. She was shot while attempting to steal a can of 4 alarm chili.
• Not sure what this means, but the local neighborhood watch just voted me most photogenic.
• The other day I got a massage and it turned out the masseuse had actually been dead for years. That’s the last time I request a twist ending.