Tonight I was visited by 3 ghosts! Wait… False alarm. This is just an episode of The Golden Girls.
1 month ago - 
8
8
Sometime in the last 10 years my combination DVD/VCR player became a combination mundane object/crazy time machine.
1 month ago - 6
6Watch it now! Might not be up for long.
Twitter Dump
All these and more found here: http://twitter.com/apreacher
- When people think of heavy drug use they think of the 1960s and 70s, yet it was the 2000s that saw Tony Danza get his own talk show.
- You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose. Next time try picking some less uptight friends.
- What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up like a raisin in the sun? Not sure if these are deferred dreams or if I have a rat problem.
- Marcy and Peppermint Patty star in “2 Girls 1 Chuck” #RejectedPeanutsSpecials
- My aunt took the secret of her famous 5 alarm chili with her to the grave. She was shot while attempting to steal a can of 4 alarm chili.
- Not sure what this means, but the local neighborhood watch just voted me most photogenic.
- The other day I got a massage and it turned out the masseuse had actually been dead for years. That’s the last time I request a twist ending.
A Video I made for Tim Heidecker’s song “Lord Cain”
Take that, political figure! I’ve got rudimentary graphic skills, a 4th grader’s understanding of government, and a 3rd grader’s fixation with the scatalogical, and I’m bringing them all to bear upon you. BAM!!!
The saddest day in any ghostbusters life is the day they have to ghostbust a dead ghostbuster’s ghost.
